A 32-year old completely nude Pennsylvania man was arrested Wednesday after attempting to steal a pair of socks from a local Exton Wal-Mart. The 300lb man stripped down in the parking lot and walked straight to the service counter where he found a pair of socks in a bag on the counter. He proceeded to put the socks on and walk to the back of the store where he was eventually detained after a brief struggle with police.
He was charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, simple assault and aggravated assault. During the struggle with police, the perpetrator spat on and punched an officer, hence the assault charges.
Authorities said they believe the man had a mental health issue and a history with drugs. Ya think?
This free spirit had no shame in his game and now the world knows.