Where’s the best place to get a drink in Birmingham at 3:38 a.m. on the 5th of July? Well, if you are naked and on LSD, you may think Birmingham Country Club.
According to an al.com report, a naked man broke into Birmingham Country Club early this morning in search of a drink, likely an adult beverage, after consuming a large amount of LSD the night before for the annual ‘Thunder on the Mountain’ 4th of July firework show.
A security guard for the club found the man confused and suffering from an ankle injury after hearing him stumble around the club’s dining room. The guard called the police and now Mountain Brook Police officers have another hilarious 4th of July story to tell their partners for years to come.
The free-balling, dehydrated man was taken to an area hospital to treat his jacked up ankle. He has yet to be formally charged with a crime, the report says.